tupperware more like tupperWHERE THE FUCK IS THE LID
White people judge black people on how “ghetto” our names are but you had the nerve to name your son Dick
and have the audacity to say its short for richard
religous beliefs: sloth in a onesie
political views: two sloths in a onesie
Who is the most attractive US president of all time?
It’s not the gorgeous Barack Obama or the zesty Bill Clinton or the tragically beautiful John F. Kennedy or either of the Roosevelts or even Baberaham Lincoln
THAT’S RIGHT FRIENDS
IT’S RUTHERFORD B. HAYES
hey man, dont sweat it. this isnt like other courtrooms, it’s a fun courtroom, we have balloons and stuff. wait what you killed someone
History repeats itself. no one was listening the first time. HIstory repeats itself a little quieter this time. “haha okay never mind” History says.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off
how does that girl from awkward pull so much dick with that side ponytail