directly correlates to happiness level.
Basically, Anonymous, what you gotta do is copy everyone else. Post about hipster things that you like, ‘cause Tumblr is all about indie cred. Additionally, it helps to have a terrible, dry sense of humor. People like that.
Basically that is my blog in a nutshell.
excitement > open top to add sugar > coffee spills all over me and everything > sweep remaining coffee back into cup > drink anyway.
- Boy: are you black, ghetto, from the hood, or a bitch?
- Liz: all of the above.
- Liz: You are like a crayfish.
- Kirsten: I'm not a small crustacean.
- Liz: Not that you're aware of.
- Liz: You could be.
- Liz: You're just a little crayfish, you don't know nothin'.
- Kisten: I know some things. :(
“They’re not retro, they’re ridiculous!”