October 2011
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Glass houses sink ships.
– Doc, Boondock Saints
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Judging
Garrett: Judging is wrong except in a courtroom, Liz.
Liz: The world is my courtroom.
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I ate seven chocolate chip cookies today.
let’s fight about it.
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I like my men like I like my tea. Weak and green.
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Anonymous asked: ah yes hello. i am here to uh, ask you about your weiner. ok so i'm going to go ahead and ask that. what about your weiner?
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MST3K on Netflix.
My life just gained purpose.
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