when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants
my parents eloped when my mother was 19 and this is a picture of her on their wedding night and it’s literally my favorite picture that exists of anyone, ever.
apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so
there are more nipples than people
this fucked me over