deanisanactualprincess:

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

seriously though ben and jerry’s starting wage is $15.97 an hour  and they are doing more than fine. so companies really need to stop making excuses. 

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sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

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haave-you-met-ted:

do you think it goes through prince harry’s mind every single night that if he killed 4 people he could be king

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leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britain*

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xgenepositive:

mmmahogany:

#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john?  you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”

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venusaurphobia:

My view on sex is this: If you want, have it. Great. More room in heaven for me

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